Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Chickensofwalmart.com?



Did I mention chickens?

I must have. They're everywhere here on Kauai. Even at Wal-Mart.

I was going to submit this photo to peopleof- walmart.com, but it's a bit blurry. So only my friends get the benefit of seeing it.

And of reading this:



A Wal-Mart Haiku
by Buster Rooster

Is there corn on sale?
I think I need condoms, too.
Cock-a-doodle doo!

8 comments:

  1. Now I don't feel so bad when my chickens cross the road to visit my neighbors. :)

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  2. LOL, I think I could publish a book of chicken pictures here. They'll even eat out of your hand. It hurts when they peck at your palm, though, Molly was brave enough to find out.

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  3. Love your G-rated smutty haiku.
    *snort*

    And if you think a chicken hurts, try it with a wild turkey.
    You'll only do it once. :)

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  4. P.S.
    You didn't really have to go all the way to Hawaii to hit a WalMart, ya know.

    Last time I checked, they have them in Joisey. :)

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  5. Clean up in the doodie doo aisle...

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  6. LOL, you're right, tartlet, but just had to check out the Kauai Walmart. Still the best deal around, even tho everything is more expensive here than at home.

    And Muddy babe... *snort*... You always make me laugh!

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  7. Heh. I never imagined a Walmart in Kauai.

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  8. I guess Walmart is everywhere. We had no idea about the chickens... they've been quite entertaining, except the first morning, when the crowing woke us up at 4 a.m. But ever since then, I don't even hear them unless I'm already awake. So good for me... :)

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